Monday, 15 December 2008

Never mind the Ulster Scots what about the Scots;-)?

(I like their style)

echo presents:

The Launch Party of THE COMA LOUNGE EDINBURGH

Friday 19th December 2008, 7 – 9pm

The first part of echo's à la carte residence

The Collective Gallery
22-28 Cockburn Street
Edinburgh
EH1 1NY

www.collectivegallery.net
www.echogogo.co.uk


This Festive Season, why not make the dull old cobbles of your streets a thing of the past?

Step into the luscious warmth of your TROPICAL NORTHERN FUTURE

Leave your monument checklist with security

And step onto our DEEP SHAG PILE

We have sourced the finest Porridge fusions to bring you untold fancies of taste and smell..

Content your wallets with our cost-free policy

The only currency here is THE JOY

Bathe your S.A.D bodies in the hopeful glow of our specially-commisioned illuminators, relax and say YES!


YES! Witness a corporate event: Patrick Bateman murdering DAN MITCHELL

YES! Travel through Doris' crack with A. MCNIVEN AUDIO GUIDES

YES! Gorge yourself at The NADIM ABBAS Porridge Kitchen

YES! Tune in to MERLIN CARPENTER

YES! Let NATASHA REES AND JOSEPHINE WOOD massage your aura

YES! Bargain hunt in STEVE WOOLRIDGE & SONS ELASTIC SOUVENIR SHOP

YES! Ride THE EXCELLENT SWOON

YES! Kit-on with KEITH FARQUHAR

YES! Insert your ticket into D. SLASH SKOMOROWSKI

YES! Prick your ears to MARY ANN TUCKERMAN'S keynote lecture

YES! Expand your vocabulary with DUGGIE FIELDS

YES! Wander down THE BATTERSBY GRIEVES INTERACTIVE DISPLAY AISLE

YES! Pamper yourself with JOSEPHINE PRYDE's mattress inflation

YES! Get hands-on with GRACE AND OWENS

YES! Go off-peak with SOPHIE ROGERS

YES! Explore the volcano rim with LINDA PERSSON

YES! Unlock future remains with EWAN ROBERTSON

YES! Admire JEREMY GLOGAN's CUSTOMER PROCESSING STATION

YES! Get your very own RICHARD PARRY replica

YES! On safari with CANDICE JACOBS

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